I hear Brian Wilson on the radio...I liked it very much, passingly. But I haven't seen the band yet, therefore no hot Ed, which is such the important part!

 I hear the Old Apartment on the radio. I like it a *lot*, and  remember them from Brian Wilson. Still no Ed, who is yummy with a spoon. 

One Week plays on the radio, I love it and I find myself hoping it will play semi-regularly. I don't expect it to. I'm proven wrong. I swoon at Ed's geeky rapping voice but slick style. (Ed is hottt!)

 I get the One Week video on tape, twice (once with the lyrics at the bottom). I play  it over and over again. I think Ed is cute when he jumps over the car and raps. Daww, he's so cute.

My brother finally hears One Week, and decides to look for BNL mp3s. He gets '1,000,000.' I fall in love more, and decide Kraft Dinner is just like Ed: Hot and cheesy, baby.

I buy Rock Spectacle used. I have no idea about the CD order, or that this one is even 'special' and live. I'm pleased with the multmedia...more chances to look at Ed being hot.

Duchovny and BNL appear on the same late talkshow. Duchovny shakes an egg and goes 'woo-hooo-ooo,' in It's All Been Done. He then humps Ed's leg while Ed is trying to play. Ed relocates him to the other end of the stage. That was *damned* hot.

I see this picture and I finally make the assessmant that Ed is damned hot. I download it, and use it later in a collage.

I saw this picture and was scarred for the rest of the night. But, I was surprised to come out of this scarring with the realization that Ed...is..*still* hot after this. More-so, even. And since Steve says it so charmingly...PUBIS!

Sister buys Stunt. First listen leaves me slightly disappointed, then I love it, then I buy Gordon and I'm disappointed with Stunt. I've come to my senses now, but it's still my least fav. BUT, lots of (hot) Ed!

"Come on, Eddie, tune that guitar... can't wait til you're in my car, sitting in the backseat necking with me. Now who will be driving, who's behind the wheel, who's that scarred up bald black guy, oh my goodness it's Seal..."

That scarred me, yet again. Although not as badly as Seal himself. Seriously, hearing that gave me bad mental images for many nights. We won't mention the sickness of how much hotter this all made Ed.

Bliss. Oh, fine. I dare you to say something witty about the Bliss pics. It's like the least desirable gay porn imaginable. Remember folks, heterosexuality is a disease.

Skipping a few BNL milestones, I bring you to me seeing BNL in concert. Cincy, birthday present, bad seats, good company. It was amazing...my highlight is still Sell, Sell, Sell...

 I got to buy Maroon. On my birthday. And I think it's cool, so screw you! But Powder Blue should be there instead of Helicopters.

 This blank space brought to you as a moment of silence for my lost sanity.

 What is a FRUIT?!! Oh, sooorry, I mean "What is FRUIT?!!" 

 Steve was having technical difficulties at my second concert. And I was happy. ;) I got to hear Light Up My Room, Crazy, and Great Provider. I was in Ed heven. And, on a band note, the break-it-down at the end of BW was even more orgasmic then last time.

My obsession has grown and spread. I already suspected, but Barenaked In America and my mother's reaction to it proved to me that my mom wants Steven Page. Well, he's not Ed...but I'm sure wanting Steve is something he can understand.

 Umm, this is the picture that inspired me to do this site. And, it shall always be the tail end of the Timeline. Even though I'm SO updating it soon. Not.