Read the original Opening Statement. If you don't understand... Okay, now's the time of the program where you ask the question...what in the bloody blue monkey is this girl thinkin'. What am I thinkin', eh? Well, if you really want to know what I'm thinking *right* now it's, 'Why doesn't Ed have a flip-top head like all the Canadians on South Park?'. But, what we all really mean is, 'What was this girl thinkin' when she made this site?'. Well, besides various lascivious Edly thoughts, I was thinking a quite simple thought. Parody. Is it a BNL parody? No, I just always wanted to make a site that said, 'What are you guys thinking, praising their talent like that?' There's more important things than talent you guys know...like spectacular eyes, and the ability to not look stupid in black and red striped leather pants. Now you're asking...so, if this is a parody, are you mocking Ed's looks? And I'm saying...Umm, no. Oh, definitely not, no. I really think Ed is yummy with a spoon, (I do), and if you don't believe me you can ask any of my friends. Or my sister. Ask my sister, she'll tell you, 'Yes, Craww reaaaally thinks Ed is hot.' She'll also say, 'Please don't e-mail me. It's bad enough I get this Ed thing from my sister.' But, as you all know, the way Ed does or does not look is not the issue and has nothing to do with why BNL is such a great band. Nor does his *talent* alone make BNL a great band. This, you see, is why this site is a parody. Maybe it's just the irony I wanted to showcase, or maybe I just wanted to make fun of teenyboppers with Matchbox 20 sites that think rOb ThOmAS iS SooOOO HottTTT!!! Okay, I'm not targeting that group, it was just an example. Besides, once they start up their Rob Thomas worship shrine they'll have to collect non-photo shoot pictures of him and realize he's *not* that hot. And am I the only one who has noticed that Rob Thomas looks like an emu all geeked out on speed? Wait, that's neither here nor there. Okay, it's there. But it's not here. Nevermind Rob Thomas. He's probably developed a sad eating disorder/dependency on crystal meth that I shouldn't mock. So, let's get back to Ed. Because Ed, on the other hand, is even hot with an Arsenio Hall haircut. But, I can't really convince you of this, can I? If I could...I'd rule the world. |