Originally, I was just going to crop this down to Ed for the gallery. Then, a little Kevin voice in the back of my head said, "You hate me, don't you?" Of course, I said, "What are you talking about, you monkey?"

When I first saw the picture my first thought was "Ed and Kevin are staring at each other like that as their way of saying 'Lets blow this posicle stand and get barenaked'".

Anyway, as the new front page design will show you in the most obvious sense, Ed looks like a total brazen rent boy in this picture. I asked my mother if she agreed, and she did immediately. She said, "You know how you can tell? The open-toed sandles."

Then I told her, "He's got a refreshing healthy look for a rent boy, doesn't he? Sort of like he's saying Will Suck Cock for Zagnut, as opposed to the tired Will Suck Cock to Support Nasty Crack Habit."

Told my friend that the fans wouldn't take too kindly if I made a banner for the site that said Will Suck Cock for Zagnut. So, of course she told me to do it. I told my mother that people would get angry at me for even saying it. Then I thought, "If they give me any trouble, I'll just tell them my mom approves." She said, "And agrees vehemently."

THEN! My mother denied ever saying anything of the sort. She's even weirder than me.